I confess

I also confess that it's likely that I have the filthiest mouth of anyone, at least female, I know.

The above is true.

Also I do swear way too much, and find it really difficult to actually limit it.

Everyone seems to swear around me at work now, which is good.
My old manager hated it hahahaha. I just did it more to wind him up.

I'm still wearing my dressing gown and debating whether to have a coffee or a shower first. I'm feeling lazy so probably won't do either for an hour or two.

ydekm wrote:I also confess that it's likely that I have the filthiest mouth of anyone, at least female, I know.

I'd probably give you a run for your money

Sassydot wrote:

ydekm wrote:I also confess that it's likely that I have the filthiest mouth of anyone, at least female, I know.

I'd probably give you a run for your money

I think I could quite possible outdo you both. Haha, like it's something to be proud of. Actually, have mellowed a little bit due to my last job having freaky tongue speaking crazy christian lady complaining every chance she got.

Hmm I dont know.
Perhaps it' not just the swearing, but the fact if someone tries to be gross and gross me out, I will outdo them... Tdo is always like "God, you always have to cross the line!" and I'm like "Hell yeah bitches"

I rarely swear, but when I do people are shocked.

These people think it's bad to swear, but are users of words like 'frick, blimmen, blinken, b-word', I don't understand how they can find the word more offensive than the intent.

I think I have ranted about this before.

I hate chick-flicks - not just a bit, but to the point where no one will watch one with me as I sigh too much throughout and ruin it for everyone else

I generally hate pop music, but have become miles more mellow as I age, especially towards electronica

Even though I hate pop music, the Sugababes are sometimes catchy (and hot)

I have to shower at least once a day - sometimes that is to wash the smell of smoke off me, but hey

I have a complete inability to look at a male and work out if he is attractive or not

I have no such issues when looking at females - although my taste in women is not the stero-typical male mindset

I fucking love cooking/baking - but only when I have time (ie, when kids are nowhere to be seen)

I love being a father more than I thought I would (that is probably just because I am so fucking good at it)

I love cartoons - kids ones

I think I just agreed to go to a play next weekend

____ wrote:I think I just agreed to go to a play next weekend

____ wrote:I think I just agreed to go to a play next weekend

hahahahaha I saw her trying to organise that with Gemma. You are totally the fall back.

I can't really claim other plans have come up, too, because she knows I have no life.

Waireka wrote:I rarely swear, but when I do people are shocked.

These people think it's bad to swear, but are users of words like 'frick, blimmen, blinken, b-word', I don't understand how they can find the word more offensive than the intent.

I think I have ranted about this before.

I like this wee quote from Jessica: That ain't swearing. Swearing's when you don't mean it. She meant it.


I swear liberally and often. I often coin new swear words by stringing 3 or 4 existing ones together, or adding one to another words, when a single swear just won't do.

I confess that I am Dream_Builder's multi and that I have been trolling you all for years.

Come on, you really didn't think anyone could be that fucken retarded did you?

I confess I am a control freak.


I confess that one time TDO's cousin called me a fat bitch on facebook, and we might see her this weekend and I am secretly excited, but I doubt TDO will let me go

I confess that I farted in my exam today and it stuuuunk.

Ha farts are funny!

ydekm wrote:Ha farts are funny!

I don't even care if you're being sarcastic, but they totally are! Blanket farts are the best.

I am serious....

I dont really do sarcastic on here.

ydekm wrote:I am serious....

I dont really do sarcastic on here.

Good.
Lolfarts.

God you two have got me so horny.

Get used to it

ydekm wrote:Get used to it

BRB, fapping.

canterella wrote:I confess I voted for Peter Dunne once. I don't know what I was thinking, I must've been on drugs or something.

OMG, so did I.

He got my party vote one year. Forgive me, I was breast feeding and very hormonal.