I confess

I confess that I'm agreeing with D_B today and it's freaking me out.

I confess that I love reading bodice rippers....even tho I know they always always every single time live happily ever after.

ChelseaT wrote:I confess that I have trouble with weighted doors, previously unopened jars, and ring pull cans.

Ahaha, me too.

I confess I quite often walk into the wall due to a lack of balance, I also whack my shins on tow bars because I walk too close to the cars in the car park.

I also confess I was driving home from my friends on Saturday night and changed down to go out their automatic gate, went to accelerate and the car was jerking and shuddering, I genuinely thought there was something wrong with it. It was actually in 3rd, not 1st.

i confess im too quiet for my own good

and i often repeat myself

and talk to myself

i also confess that i sound just a little weird.. i am a lot weird

woody67 wrote:I confess that I love reading bodice rippers....even tho I know they always always every single time live happily ever after.

Switch to Nicholas Sparks - you'll never know WHAT'S coming.

I confess I have been sitting on my ass in my jammys all day watching outrageous fortune when I should be studying.

I also confess that even though I told my best mate I was happy for him about going to aussie, I'm fucking gutted he's gone

oh I read heaps of great books as well ......but a sav ,a bubble bath and a love story set on a pirate ship .......heaven lol

I confess that I'm really not attracted to normal size or fat people despite being lardy myself. Thin people appeal to me more.

My first female conquest put on about 10kg and looks totally disgusting now.

I confess I'm about to have a particularly awkward lunch with my ex. Thanks Rachel:D

I also confess that I sometimes wonder if I'll hulk out the day all my repressed anger, and there is quite a lot of it, decides to surface.

ChelseaT wrote:I confess that I'm really not attracted to normal size or fat people despite being lardy myself. Thin people appeal to me more.

My first female conquest put on about 10kg and looks totally disgusting now.

I used to think I was only attracted to big men (tall and a bit chubb-o), but all my boyfriends have been slim/muscular. So that can't be right.



Oh and YOU ARE WELCOME KIER-BEAR hahaha

I'm walking to my mums house while surfing the net and listening to my ipod, so I confess its likely I won't survive today, because I'll likely get hit by a car.

Way to be a moron, Kier-bear.

Sarey wrote:Way to be a moron, Kier-bear.

It's you!!!!

No it's not. It's a figment of your very over-active imagination.

There is cake in the oven...

I wanna see pics

It's only just come out of the oven, fool. Gotta make the bed, will take pics soon.

Also, I confess I probably could have gone to work today, but waking up and feeling like someone smashed you in the face with a brick tends to make you not want to. Sinus drugs are good, btw.

I failed to be hit by any cars. Suck it, people who wished I was dead!

Sarey wrote:It's only just come out of the oven, fool. Gotta make the bed, will take pics soon.

Also, I confess I probably could have gone to work today, but waking up and feeling like someone smashed you in the face with a brick tends to make you not want to. Sinus drugs are good, btw.

You are going to take pictures of the bed?

That's pretty fucking weird Broseiden.

Oh ho ho ho ho. I see what you did there with my poor sentence structure!!

I meant I would be taking pictures of my cake.

Sarey wrote:Oh ho ho ho ho. I see what you did there with my poor sentence structure!!

I meant I would be taking pictures of my cake.

do ho ho

Remember, you can't have your cake and eat it too... or the world might explode or some shit.

Don't worry. I won't be eating it, I can almost guarantee it will be entirely scoffed by teh Spandex.

Psalter wrote:

Sarey wrote:Oh ho ho ho ho. I see what you did there with my poor sentence structure!!

I meant I would be taking pictures of my cake.

do ho ho

Remember, you can't have your cake and eat it too... or the world might explode or some shit.

I never understood that saying, because you fully can.

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Psalter wrote:

Sarey wrote:Oh ho ho ho ho. I see what you did there with my poor sentence structure!!

I meant I would be taking pictures of my cake.

do ho ho

Remember, you can't have your cake and eat it too... or the world might explode or some shit.

I never understood that saying, because you fully can.

Especially if you make TWO cakes.

I DID make two cakes.

I'm making a monkey cake. It's a trial run for a friend because her son is turning one and was all 'Hey, can you make a monkey cake?' Today was a trial run.

I also confess, that fondant is FUCKING tricky to colour. It goes all paste-like if you put too much colour in. Duuuurrrr.

were you using food colouring or gels?
apparently you can get this super-concentrated gel colouring stuff for that sort of thing but I've never played with it