I confess

____ wrote:I told my ex today I have a thing for her.

Oh lord...

That was the secret Rachel can't hold over me anymore.

Which ex was this?

Hippy ex from 10 years back.

I confess I just noticed I'm Forum Whore Deluxe on GP, and that made me sad and happy at the same time.

____ wrote:I told my ex today I have a thing for her.

that could only end badly

Sassydot wrote:

____ wrote:I told my ex today I have a thing for her.

that could only end badly

We haven't yet heard how the ex responded to the revelation either...

Sassydot wrote:

____ wrote:I told my ex today I have a thing for her.

that could only end badly

That's pretty much how I roll though.

I'm basically waiting for a response myself, she said "That's not awkward, I figured as much", and I said "Really? I always think I'm being really non-obvious" and she said "Maybe I'm psychic", and I said "Or I'm autistic", then she had to go because her friend was waiting at her house.

____ wrote:

Sassydot wrote:

____ wrote:I told my ex today I have a thing for her.

that could only end badly

That's pretty much how I roll though.

I'm basically waiting for a response myself, she said "That's not awkward, I figured as much", and I said "Really? I always think I'm being really non-obvious" and she said "Maybe I'm psychic", and I said "Or I'm autistic", then she had to go because her friend was waiting at her house.

fuck her sister - that always worked for me



I mean, my exes only ever had brothers, but hey!

No go, 5 brothers.

____ wrote:No go, 5 brothers.

PARTY

____ wrote:No go, 5 brothers.

Don't let that stop you. SAUSAGE PARTY.

I'm not a fan of sausage parties.

Unlike you guys.

The joke is that you're all homosexuals.

That might work in your favour... Some chicks like nothing better than the challenge of 'converting' a guy back from the wild side.
Let her think you're going gay, she'll be all over you.

Yeah, I think instead of pretending to be gay, I'm going to not do that.

ITT: Kieran has 99 problems, and a bitch is one.

i could see him going gay

I can see myself punching god in the face scuff, doesn't mean it's likely or even possible:P

scuff wrote:i could see him going gay

I confess that I havent seen scuff in a long time, we need another valentines dinner date

____ wrote:I can see myself punching god in the face scuff, doesn't mean it's likely or even possible:P

now that made me snort in laughter

but i confess that you going gay is far more likely

the distant one wrote:

scuff wrote:i could see him going gay

I confess that I havent seen scuff in a long time, we need another valentines dinner date

Do you still have the same number scuff?

I confess to a mental health afternoon

I confess I got a full-time job bitches.

Psalter wrote:I confess I got a full-time job bitches.

Now all we need is for Spandex to get a job, then I'll have lots of pretty things.

Like a brand new PS3, a boat...