I confess

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Flatmates-wanted/auction-294553861.htm

I confess I want to live in this dome. Pity it's like 4km away from town, and also non-smoking.

Sassydot wrote:were you using food colouring or gels?
apparently you can get this super-concentrated gel colouring stuff for that sort of thing but I've never played with it

Using just the regular liquid food colouring as I've had issues trying to find gel colours at the supermarket. Not to worry though, as I've found them online so will buy when funds are available.

Monkey cake is completely done. I'm trying to upload pics but ffs it's taking FOREVER.

Ninja Edit:

LOLMONKEYCAKE

awesome!!!!

Trial run? You've got to be kidding me.

Start a business.

Nomnomnom.

Sarah. That is retardedly impressive.

You need to give me a run down Sarah.
Is the piped stuff fondant? Or is it underneath? Or just on the tongue etc?

TUTORIAL, BITCH

Yes, indulge TDO's desire to bake!

I confess I want that cake.
12th August pls.

Aw you guys. stop it.

My hand cramped up after approximately 5 minutes of piping all that damn icing. For srs. The piped stuff isn't fondant, it's just buttercream. The eyes, nostrils and mouth are fondant. It's basically that white icing they roll out and put all over wedding cakes, except I got the vanilla flavoured one and coloured it. Then I had to cut the shapes out which was the hardest part. That and the hand cramp.

:p Indeed. I have a vagina and like to create animals out of baked goods.

Awesome monkey cake.

You should be a girly-swot and post it on BEB for her to see.

She is my baking idol.

It's totally my birthday tomorrow...

Hippo plox.

ChelseaT wrote:It's totally my birthday tomorrow...

Hippo plox.

Goddamnit make your own damn hippo! Hand is still crampy. Back is sore from being in the kitchen standing all afternoon. I need a break.

I'm tempted to post it on BEB...I may just go do that.

Sarey wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:It's totally my birthday tomorrow...

Hippo plox.

Goddamnit make your own damn hippo! Hand is still crampy. Back is sore from being in the kitchen standing all afternoon. I need a break.

I'm tempted to post it on BEB...I may just go do that.

If there's going to be more nommy pictures to look at at this BEB place, can someone please link me?

http://www.browneyedbaker.com/

She has quickly become my kitchen-bitch idol. I love her, and the best thing is that every recipe she's posted that I've attempted has been a great success.

Also, buttermilk is awesome.

I confess that I believe this thread is now about the AWESOME MONKEY CAKE.

I really want some monkey cake now.

That is truly impressive. I was about to go bake some biscuits. I now feel hopelessly inadequate, so wont.

Did I mention I really want monkey cake?

I'm more than happy to share the monkey cake. The boyfriend certainly shouldn't be allowed to eat it all.

That being said, I feel bad cutting into his happy little face.

Sarey wrote:I'm more than happy to share the monkey cake. The boyfriend certainly shouldn't be allowed to eat it all.

That being said, I feel bad cutting into his happy little face.

That's the best part!

Waireka wrote:

Sarey wrote:I'm more than happy to share the monkey cake. The boyfriend certainly shouldn't be allowed to eat it all.

That being said, I feel bad cutting into his happy little face.

That's the best part!

I'm reporting you to the SPCA!!!

I confess I should really go home, but it's fucking cold outside.

I confess, I probably should have put the monkey cake in the Food thread instead of derailing the confessions thread.

One hundred Hail Mary's for me.

I confess that this video makes me giggle like a child every time I watch it. And I watch it lots.


Warning: It's not a very interesting video.

ChelseaT wrote:I confess that this video makes me giggle like a child every time I watch it. And I watch it lots.


Warning: It's not a very interesting video.

It looks like the bloody thing is practising his cunnilingus.

I told my ex today I have a thing for her.