The devils forum.

It's so pleasing to be a member of such an unholy forum.

I love participating in all the devilish goings on in here.

Although the goats blood on my keyboard does make typing difficult at times.

I didn't realise "devil" meant honest, factual, intelligent commonsense loving people who don't fake booze, shit stir and interfere in other peoples lives



You learn something new everyday...

Goats blood?......how tame ...I went and grabbed the neigbours baby ....and have my eye on the tender virgin across the road for the next dark moon.

Summoner wrote:I didn't realise "devil" meant people who don't shit stir and interfere in other peoples lives

Normally I would agree with you here, however the last week or two here has been disgustingly boring.

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frup wrote:

Summoner wrote:I didn't realise "devil" meant people who don't shit stir and interfere in other peoples lives

Normally I would agree with you here, however the last week or two here has been disgustingly boring.

Life is disgustingly boring. Devil backwards is lived. No surprises there.

master5o1 wrote:

frup wrote:

Summoner wrote:I didn't realise "devil" meant people who don't shit stir and interfere in other peoples lives

Normally I would agree with you here, however the last week or two here has been disgustingly boring.

Life is disgustingly boring. Devil backwards is lived. No surprises there.

Life boring? I don't necessarily agree, I have a shit load of fun often. Unless you're referring to the daily grind... still more fun than grinding in World of Warcraft by the looks of it. I can't believe my flatmates play this shit.

frup wrote:

master5o1 wrote:

frup wrote:

Summoner wrote:I didn't realise "devil" meant people who don't shit stir and interfere in other peoples lives

Normally I would agree with you here, however the last week or two here has been disgustingly boring.

Life is disgustingly boring. Devil backwards is lived. No surprises there.

Life boring? I don't necessarily agree, I have a shit load of fun often. Unless you're referring to the daily grind... still more fun than grinding in World of Warcraft by the looks of it. I can't believe my flatmates play this shit.

Some people like fishing. Some people like fighting boars in World of Warcraft.

I just want lots of laughs

dammit - make me laugh!!! Real life is depressing at the moment, and I need you all to pick on someone other than me to inflate my self-belief, which is stuck on zero at the moment!!

Donkeycheese wrote:blah blah I need someone to inflate my self-belief, which is stuck on zero at the moment!! (read: I urgently require a BJ)

fix'd

canterella wrote:

Donkeycheese wrote:blah blah I need someone to inflate my self-belief, which is stuck on zero at the moment!! (read: I urgently require a BJ)

fix'd

fuck it, that'll do

Donkeycheese wrote:

canterella wrote:

Donkeycheese wrote:blah blah I need someone to inflate my self-belief, which is stuck on zero at the moment!! (read: I urgently require a BJ)

fix'd

fuck it, that'll do

one word: vacuum

Summoner wrote:

Donkeycheese wrote:

canterella wrote:

Donkeycheese wrote:blah blah I need someone to inflate my self-belief, which is stuck on zero at the moment!! (read: I urgently require a BJ)

fix'd

fuck it, that'll do

one word: vacuum

i would use the vacuum, but its too small


no, my penis is too small - seriously, no friction there at all - I've tried padding it out, but I only had staples to do that and it hurt a bit

not enough to stop (well, until I was finished), but until its healed, I ain't that keen for a repeat

Donkeycheese wrote:

Summoner wrote:

Donkeycheese wrote:

canterella wrote:

Donkeycheese wrote:blah blah I need someone to inflate my self-belief, which is stuck on zero at the moment!! (read: I urgently require a BJ)

fix'd

fuck it, that'll do

one word: vacuum

i would use the vacuum, but its too small


no, my penis is too small - seriously, no friction there at all - I've tried padding it out, but I only had staples to do that and it hurt a bit

not enough to stop (well, until I was finished), but until its healed, I ain't that keen for a repeat

Ok two words: vacuum + silly putty


ok that's three but you get my drift...

My next romantic letter is now going to include "Your are like a vacuum cleaner padded out with silly-putty, you draw me in and maker me feel complete, lifting up how I feel in life. Without you I would be lonely and feel the pain of staples scratching at my sides. Forever healed with your love xoxo."

I seriously wonder if a girl would notice if that was inserted amongst the rest of a gooey BS love letter. It means read between the lines bitch, I want a BJ.