Why Sites Like Zambuca Suck Balls

They are always started by some fucking moron who has been banned from SC for some lame reason and they believe that by starting their own forum on some free service that they will destroy smilecity . That in itself isn't that bad, it's the fact they only allow people to see the forums if they sign up, so they advertise their shit site everywhere and when people go to have a look, they have to sign up, once signed up they take one look at the ugly sight/site before them and never go back. So they have 200 memebers and only 5 people posting.

They also have secret forums that the average person cant see, where they bitch about everyone and swap p0rn and cyber their fat asses off.

All this makes them feel superior, because they 'own' their own forum. Well, sorry fuckwits, you are just another stupid fuck with their own free forum.

At least with this place, you can browse without signing up, which as you can see they obviously do. Here you can also disagree with someone without been insta-banned.

You also notice how much of the IRL drama that comes back onto smilecity begins from sites that those. Sicko sleazebags and horny fat housewives PM'ing each other all night and swapping cock pics. Wonder how many of them have been through that fat fuck farmers? *shivers*

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Allan wrote:You also notice how much of the IRL drama that comes back onto smilecity begins from sites that those. Sicko sleazebags and horny fat housewives PM'ing each other all night and swapping cock pics. Wonder how many of them have been through that fat fuck farmers? *shivers*

Why did you have to post that? I feel like I'm gonna throw up now.
I hate you!

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awwww s'ok.

I have my insiders keeping an eye on them, they are getting worried we are going to invade them and interrupt the flow of their smileys.

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The problem I find with many forums is that you build relationships with the people within them. I have looked over the memberlist and noticed that the people that I am "real life" friends with don't sign in here anymore. This is a relief to me.

I go around the other forums and act as if nothing really touches me, like I feel no pain. The truth is, I hurt.

So, if it is okay with the Zambuka members, I would like to use this thread to express the real me. The Savant that none of you have seen before.

Will you be my shoulder to cry on?

You should get some cock pics PM'd to you soon. with comments like "Hi, r u fem? you wanna cry on this" smallcock.jpg

I'm banned now.

Also savant wasn't my username there. THat was someone else.

yeah, they spying over all the time.

before I got banned I saw them talking about this place.

powertrippin.

Funny how they talk about this place, but wont venture in to voice their opinions and thoughts to the actual posters.

Hey stupid Zambuca people, care to explain why I'm banned or are you to busy sucking each others balls?

Allan, love your display pic.


At least player used to entertain us by coming in here and trying to justify Zamfukas retardedness.

Anyone that belongs to zamfucka deserves to be sexually harassed by player, pricey and farmass TOGETHER.


The biggest group of hypocrites, retards, paedo's, liars and doormats out there.

You have pricey taking advantage of anything with a vagina and young enough to be his grand daughter.
Farmass agreeing with anyone just to feel loved all the while backstabbing the lot of them to which ever dumb twat will listen, add to that, constantly lying because she really doesn't have a clue.
surfingranny walking around with her head so far up her ass she can herself breath.

Just to name a few.

And then they sit there crying about other sites and how "nasty" people are to them and never get why! It's like reading a bad novel or seeing a movie mix of bad acting oompa loompas and b grade zombies trying to dry hump tree stumps. Disgusting, wrong and somethng that just shouldn't exist.

That read like a Yahtzee review.

You have gone to Zero Punctuation right?

I want a signature.

....and voila.

Psalter wrote:That read like a Yahtzee review.

You have gone to Zero Punctuation right?

I got carried away and rambled... I only meant to say "Eat Me!". Sorry.

But have you?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1610-Red-Steel-2

latest vidya review

Maybe I am Yahtzee. dunn dunn dunnnnn.... dun.

I needed to have what I wanted to have read out in one instant. Sometimes... it happens.

i was once a member of zambuka but got banned for lying about picking on farmers...........oh and then player asked me to come back...so i did......then he asked me if i wanted to meet for coffee when i went to Rotorua and i said No.....all of a sudden i was banned again.....hehe

I got banned from there by Pricey too, then reinstated by Player, cos he was my mate, and since he has died, banned again...I was so upset, I haven't stopped crying...Yes they all have their own little Ning sites where they bitch and moan about everyone they love and hug and drool over, at Zamwhatevers...Sad people...

Sav, someone like Pricey would have used your nickname to sign up over there, incase you pissed one of them off at SC, then he would have created all these posts by you over at Zamwhatevers, and used them as some kind of evidence shit to get you banned over at SC...

I remember joining in under a different nic in the first days of it. It was a sad, broing, back slapping place for fat middle aged women and dirty old men. They had some stupid thing called karma points that you can add or take off others. I had great fun taking it off farmass on every occasion I could, so she went on crying to player, who them went on to finding out who was doing it (me). I was banned permanently after about 2 days and I lost interest of joining in again cause it was such a pathetic, loser site.

canterella wrote:I remember joining in under a different nic in the first days of it. It was a sad, broing, back slapping place for fat middle aged women and dirty old men. They had some stupid thing called karma points that you can add or take off others. I had great fun taking it off farmass on every occasion I could, so she went on crying to player, who them went on to finding out who was doing it (me). I was banned permanently after about 2 days and I lost interest of joining in again cause it was such a pathetic, loser site.

That was so hilarious...Farmass was so devastated about having the karma points taken off her...But remember Canty, her famous of famous quotes I have R/L friends so don't spend as much time in here...

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canterella wrote:I remember joining in under a different nic in the first days of it. It was a sad, broing, back slapping place for fat middle aged women and dirty old men. They had some stupid thing called karma points that you can add or take off others. I had great fun taking it off farmass on every occasion I could, so she went on crying to player, who them went on to finding out who was doing it (me). I was banned permanently after about 2 days and I lost interest of joining in again cause it was such a pathetic, loser site.

That was so hilarious...Farmass was so devastated about having the karma points taken off her...But remember Canty, her famous of famous quotes I have R/L friends so don't spend as much time in here...

I remember that! She was absolutely devestated over her 'karma' loss.

I was banned for that too.