random testing of random things because im a plubber

Code:

<?php
$this = 'that';
$that = 1;
$fish = true;

if ($fish == $that) { print $this; }

?>

NO NO NO NO NO I WANT PHP SYNTAX HIGHLIGHTING! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! and where is my monkey gone?

Dice Roll:

Random number (1,6) : 4

I present you with a facepalm: [wow]2[/wow]
(wow item '2')
lol

Here, I want you to:

Code:

make me a sandwich

And if you didn't comply, I will force you to with my root powers:

Code:

sudo make me a sandwich