The things I know lots about...

ChelseaT wrote:I can also add the following to my list:

Catching buses in Auckland
Riding a unicycle
Hula hooping
Juggling
Moonwalking
Booty popping
Retail KPIs
Sorting out clutter bags/draws/rooms/houses
Climbing things
Fashion

ydekm wrote:

master5o1 wrote:I am the Internet. I am the amalgamation of knowledge and idiocy.

That was a stupid response. You are stupid.

relict wrote:I know a little about lots.

ydekm wrote:I know alot about the following:
Microsoft Office - particularly Excel
Databases

maybe I can help someone

Maybe you can help me. I (one day) want to make a database that accepts pictures as one of the fields, so one could display the picture for the item, as well as a selection of text fields. Which common (or less common but free) software is capable of this, and is it difficult to do? Random example: imagine a normal library database that has author, publisher etc as usual fields, but in addition a photo of the book cover.

ydekm wrote:

relict wrote:want to make a database that accepts pictures as one of the fields

Let me think about it and get back to you.

Anjewel wrote:I know about taking care of:

Old people
Cancer patients
Dementia patients
Parkinsons
Alzheimers
Bi Polar
Stroke Victims (all aspects)
Diabetics


I also do:

Shorthand
Typing
Word Processing
Massage Therapy
Teachers Aid
Proof Reading

I'm old...

meandmybum wrote:Anjewel wrote:
I know about taking care of:

Old people
Cancer patients
Dementia patients
Parkinsons
Alzheimers
Bi Polar
Stroke Victims (all aspects)
Diabetics

could i interest you in taking care of a dirty old man

and i know all about trains and nz railways

could i interest you in taking care of a dirty old man

woody67 wrote:Been thinking on this and I know about

Negotiating contracts for actors /models
managing a bar
Casting talent for tv and film
skydiving
Parenting
reading tarot cards
nissan figaros


Oh and as this is Tartarus

I know I fuck like a demon.

dechire wrote:How to help other people but not myself
Electrical stuff
Engineering stuff (welding and shit)
Looking after disabled people (been doing it since I was 8 )
Music
Fucking around with cars
Customer service
Paintball


So I don't really know fuck all about nothing..... Hrm.

Donkeycheese wrote:
4. How to side-step a shitting baby on a change table

Donkeycheese wrote:I know heaps about

1. How to be almost the funniest man in the world
2. How to be hung like a horse, and leave women wanting more whenever they start sleeping with someone other than me
3. How to roll
4. How to side-step a shitting baby on a change table
5. MS Office (although it has been a while since I looked into it)
6. Modern Portfolio Theory and the Capital Asset Pricing Model
7. KiwiSaver, Insurance, Estate Planning, Retirement Planning
8. Psychology
9. Reserve Bank of NZs interest rate control
10. How to be amazingly good looking, funny, and remain humble
11. How to live in the real world without any delusions of grandeur

the distant one wrote:

dechire wrote:How to help other people but not myself
Electrical stuff
Engineering stuff (welding and shit)
Looking after disabled people (been doing it since I was 8 )
Music
Fucking around with cars
Customer service
Paintball


So I don't really know fuck all about nothing..... Hrm.

bush or speedball???

dechire wrote:

the distant one wrote:

dechire wrote:How to help other people but not myself
Electrical stuff
Engineering stuff (welding and shit)
Looking after disabled people (been doing it since I was 8 )
Music
Fucking around with cars
Customer service
Paintball


So I don't really know fuck all about nothing..... Hrm.

bush or speedball???

I use to have an 2006 Eclipse Ego until I went back to uni.... cant wait to get back into it.

Both. Need a new gun though, mine doesn't go fast enough.