I confess

That I know all the words to "Fire water burn" and "Why is everybody always picking on me" by The Bloodhound gang, and sing along whenever they come on.

I also confess to having trouble not buying a bottle of V if I'm in the supermarket and I wind up in the checkout with one of those fridges, even if I don't want a bottle.

I also get up at 3am every wednesday morning to go and buy a packet of smokes, just because that's what I've always done, as it's generally when I get my monies and always has been.


Your turn

Stop already.

You're becoming quite human too me.

I lie to the dentist every time he asks me if I floss.

I saw "Ever after" at the movies... also, never been kissed.

I profess not to cry, but "The Notebook" got me the first time and "The Lion King" gets me every god-damned time.

I think I might be the perviest mofo on the face of the earth, I seem to have this sixth sense for a fine piece of ass no-matter where it is in relation to me. It's a gift and a curse.

I also confess that I should be studying for Friday's exam.

The Bernoulli effect states that, given a constant volume of air or fluid, at a point of constriction there will be a decrease in air pressure perpendicular to the flow and an increase in velocity of the flow.

Cause no one likes you monkey boy.

I can get horny over girl on girl porn and yet the idea of ever perfoming oral on a woman or having it performed on me feels wrong.

Also I want to see photos of DC's cock.

Psalter wrote:I saw "Ever after" at the movies... also, never been kissed.

I profess not to cry, but "The Notebook" got me the first time and "The Lion King" gets me every god-damned time.

I think I might be the perviest mofo on the face of the earth, I seem to have this sixth sense for a fine piece of ass no-matter where it is in relation to me. It's a gift and a curse.

Oh god, another dude who likes the notebook (I presume if it made you cry you like it). I confess I am one of them and that chick is hot. I cried in the lion king when I was 8.

My favourite song is that new one by Lady Antebullum - Need you now.

I'm also a big fan of Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga.

I confess... I'm not God.


But for serial...


I will also confess that I am in love. Did not expect that to happen and yes, it does kind of freak me out.

frup wrote:

Psalter wrote:I saw "Ever after" at the movies... also, never been kissed.

I profess not to cry, but "The Notebook" got me the first time and "The Lion King" gets me every god-damned time.

I think I might be the perviest mofo on the face of the earth, I seem to have this sixth sense for a fine piece of ass no-matter where it is in relation to me. It's a gift and a curse.

Oh god, another dude who likes the notebook (I presume if it made you cry you like it). I confess I am one of them and that chick is hot. I cried in the lion king when I was 8.

I liked it when I first watched it... and yes, she is ultra hot. The second time I watched it, I was wasted. I tend to over-analyse things in that condition and I saw to its cheesy core. I can't shake that now.

When I watch the Lion King now, I get a lump in my throat and dust blows into my eyes. There is a prickling, but not much more.

When I get sad I watch The Shawshank Redemption.

Summoner wrote:I confess... I'm not God.


But for serial...


I will also confess that I am in love. Did not expect that to happen and yes, it does kind of freak me out.

Don't worry, it happens to all the ladies in contact with me.

Oh I also didn't not like The Notebook, but I won't watch any of the other movies based on Nicholas Sparks books. And yes Rachel McAdams is very hot.

Psalter wrote:

Summoner wrote:I confess... I'm not God.


But for serial...


I will also confess that I am in love. Did not expect that to happen and yes, it does kind of freak me out.

Don't worry, it happens to all the ladies in contact with me.

So I've heard (true)... but this time. No.

____ wrote:Oh I also didn't not like The Notebook, but I won't watch any of the other movies based on Nicholas Sparks books. And yes Rachel McAdams is very hot.

I liked the notebook... the bit at the end where the guy kills the old lady and then himself is priceless.

My Girl is the one that gets me

I've already confessed my snaplock bag washing-and-reusing habit to the country...

I'm in a choir. It's 80% retired people, but I still enjoy it.

I can never get to work on time, I'm always either 10 minutes early or 10 minutes late. I figure they balance out

Today it was late. I hit the snooze button 4 times. I don't remember doing it the first 3 times but going by the time on the clock when I noticed it, I must have done.

I saw Outpost nearly 2 years ago and still get creeped out in the dark, or when I think about the movie. Which is now. Awesome.

I'm, if I may say so myself, an awesome cook, but I hate cooking for 1, so I pretty much never cook unless mum asks me to come and cook dinner.

I currently have one really really really REALLY hairy leg and one regular hairy leg.

Shavus interuptus?

izzi wrote:Shavus interuptus?

Cuntumus Flatmateus Used All The Hotwatercus.

And then a severe case of Lazy.

I confess - I loathe chic flicks and don't like movies with a sad ending.

How's the study going Chelsea? My son and daughter are both off studying for Uni exams, all the best with yours.

Zimberley143 wrote:I confess - I loathe chic flicks and don't like movies with a sad ending.

How's the study going Chelsea? My son and daughter are both off studying for Uni exams, all the best with yours.

It's not really going at all tbh. But thanks.

Sassydot wrote:My Girl is the one that gets me

I've already confessed my snaplock bag washing-and-reusing habit to the country...

I'm in a choir. It's 80% retired people, but I still enjoy it.

I can never get to work on time, I'm always either 10 minutes early or 10 minutes late. I figure they balance out

Today it was late. I hit the snooze button 4 times. I don't remember doing it the first 3 times but going by the time on the clock when I noticed it, I must have done.

I saw Outpost nearly 2 years ago and still get creeped out in the dark, or when I think about the movie. Which is now. Awesome.

LOL that was you on The Rock?

As for confessing I am a fucking awesome baker, I love baking.