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    Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

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    Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  Psalter on Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:52 pm

    For a long time, I thought that this figure was an urban myth, a nothing... a Captain Nemo if you will, today I was proven wrong. The final boss of the internet is a troll; not a troll like any other troll. The final boss of the internet is a super-troll.

    This troll resides among us... a fellow smile-cityite. Everyone knows that the only way to beat a troll is to recognise the troll's trolling. Today, the troll over-played his hand.

    I have been bested by this troll many times, I really thought he was as stupid as he made out... how wrong I was. No-one is that stupid... it's just not possible.

    If you subscribe to one of the multitudinous God theories, you could not believe that God would create a being so amazingly stupid. If you subscribe to evolution, you could not conceive that billions of years of evolution could spawn such a monster of simplicity.

    The only answer is "super-troll".

    But, as I said; the final boss of the internet exposed his soft under-belly, his weak-spot... all by over-playing his hand. I have identified it for you so that you too can strike down the final boss in his lair. If ever we fall victim to his apparently simplistic reasoning again, we have ignored the warnings of today. So, when you see this "stupidity" again, do not be fooled, it is true brilliance in its most pure form. You have been warned.

    The most elaborate troll of all time. (This was a link to the Karma thread)

    So, I raise my glass to you Dream Builder, the final boss of the internet.
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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  relict on Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:33 am

    How can moral acts (And by that I mean actions between people whereby judgements are made, whether good or bad) be effected by a scientific theory that explains the subatomic realm of physical existence, and not subjective cognitive functions?


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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  Psalter on Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:47 am

    Yep... I saw that too.
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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  ____ on Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:54 am

    Your mums. Both of you.
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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  master5o1 on Fri Mar 26, 2010 1:38 pm

    ____ wrote:Your mums. Both of you.

    Oh, more SC Logic:

    Your mums. Both of you.

    Conclusion: Relict is his own mother. Psalter is his own mother. Relict's mother is Psalter's mother. Relict and Psalter are samefag.


    Summary of SC Logic: Everything eventually ends up as "He's a multi!"
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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  Donkeycheese on Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:10 pm

    master5o1 wrote:
    ____ wrote:Your mums. Both of you.

    Oh, more SC Logic:

    Your mums. Both of you.

    Conclusion: Relict is his own mother. Psalter is his own mother. Relict's mother is Psalter's mother. Relict and Psalter are samefag.


    Summary of SC Logic: Everything eventually ends up as "He's a multi!"

    it certainly does end up as I'm a multi when I have been banned
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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  flat_tack on Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:48 pm

    master5o1 wrote:
    ____ wrote:Your mums. Both of you.

    Oh, more SC Logic:

    Your mums. Both of you.

    Conclusion: Relict is his own mother. Psalter is his own mother. Relict's mother is Psalter's mother. Relict and Psalter are samefag.


    Summary of SC Logic: Everything eventually ends up as "He's a multi!"

    Pants.

    I thought Relict was female.

    Sorry.
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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  master5o1 on Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:01 pm

    flat_tack wrote:
    master5o1 wrote:
    ____ wrote:Your mums. Both of you.

    Oh, more SC Logic:

    Your mums. Both of you.

    Conclusion: Relict is his own mother. Psalter is his own mother. Relict's mother is Psalter's mother. Relict and Psalter are samefag.


    Summary of SC Logic: Everything eventually ends up as "He's a multi!"

    Pants.

    I thought Relict was female.


    Sorry.



    This is the Internet. Everyone is male.
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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  Waireka on Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:48 am

    master5o1 wrote:
    flat_tack wrote:
    master5o1 wrote:
    ____ wrote:Your mums. Both of you.

    Oh, more SC Logic:

    Your mums. Both of you.

    Conclusion: Relict is his own mother. Psalter is his own mother. Relict's mother is Psalter's mother. Relict and Psalter are samefag.


    Summary of SC Logic: Everything eventually ends up as "He's a multi!"

    Pants.

    I thought Relict was female.


    Sorry.



    This is the Internet. Everyone is male.


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    Re: Because I don't expect it to last long... The final boss of the internet

    Post  master5o1 on Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:12 pm

    I am the greatest man that ever lived.

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