Quote of the Day

relict wrote:

savant wrote:

farmers wrote:Chealsea you have driven 10x in your life? Heck you can't talk then

So you're no longer going to comment in any topic where you have a
limited but nonetheless existent amount of experience in the topic?
Sweet.

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Summoner wrote:

relict wrote:

savant wrote:

farmers wrote:Chealsea you have driven 10x in your life? Heck you can't talk then

So you're no longer going to comment in any topic where you have a
limited but nonetheless existent amount of experience in the topic?
Sweet.

Source

Which would be all topics that don't discuss cows, lying, and swimming naked in ponds with your udders hanging out.

embroiderExpert 600+ ExpSmileCity Gold Member
23/05/2010 12:25:20 PM why on earth do they need after ball parties? perhaps they should stick to say fruit juice, sparkling mineral water or grape juice, lemonade.

farmersExpert 600+ ExpSmileCity Gold Member
26/05/2010 4:51:37 PM Patty11 and for every PG there are at least 10 more still ripping the system off! At least she had the balls to front up here and admit what she did was wrong in court!

ChelseaTEnthusiast 300+ Exp
26/05/2010 4:54:10 PM At least the teen had the balls to front up and admit what he did was wrong AND attempt CPR on the child.


Oh wait, wrong thread.

izzi wrote:From the ten things about yourself thread


PeterJEnthusiast 300+ Exp
24/05/2010 10:57:17 PM 1. Others say that I am a good cook.
2. I work to benefit my community.
3 I despise hypocrites.
4. I take part in out reach programs, which help at least 40 people a week.
5. I have been both a company director and business owner.
6. I disarmed a twit who held a bayonet to my throat and asked me if the bayonet was sharp.
7. I have been stabbed once.
8. Poachers have shot at me twice.
9. I appreciate and applaud the intellectually disabled who try to their best ability - two of whom, long time friends, taught me comprehension.
10. Along with swords, hand guns, quarter staffs and targes [AKA An targaid Gàidhealach ] I have training in fighting with whips.
Some freebies
I have never used a sword in a fight.
I used to track people down as part of my job.
I have been appointed McKenzie Fiend in Court by a Judge in the Wellington District Court - and got the defendant of 6 of the 7 charges. He received a token penalty on the remaining charge.
I am reliably advised that I am nice and cuddly. [Pleasingly, none of you are in a position to confirm or deny that fact. ]


You have been warned

Waireka wrote:

farmersExpert 600+ ExpSmileCity Gold Member
26/05/2010 4:51:37 PM Patty11 and for every PG there are at least 10 more still ripping the system off! At least she had the balls to front up here and admit what she did was wrong in court!

ChelseaTEnthusiast 300+ Exp
26/05/2010 4:54:10 PM At least the teen had the balls to front up and admit what he did was wrong AND attempt CPR on the child.


Oh wait, wrong thread.

paris84
27/05/2010 11:40:51 AM Or use protection

donkeycheese
27/05/2010 11:41:39 AM

I hardly think a body-guard will help you paris

paris84
27/05/2010 11:43:26 AM Well, it could. But some girls, trick their partner into getting them pregnant, by either pricking the condom or not taking birth control pills, which imo is wrong

ChelseaTEnthusiast 300+ Exp
27/05/2010 7:40:13 PM New rules of forum:

Don't be helpful.
Be morbidly obese.
Racism is preferred.
Those with IQ over 50 are not welcome.
Double standards are okay.
You must always post smilies, rows of them are best.
Good gramuh an spellung are banned.
Report often those who disagree with you.
Get offended all the time.
Making sense is banned.
Homosexuals are not welcome here.
Hurr I'm a durr.

____ wrote:Please, that was fully not the quote of the day. The QOTD was when I laid the legal smackdown from 'Nam on prettygals' mum.

"global warming" is a religion, too.

I pray to global warming so that my mommy and daddy dont get a divorce.

83T'na wrote:From SC.

IZZI RULZ

There is no truth without dissent. Until you stop eliminating opposing views you cannot speak the truth.

83T'na wrote:From SC.

IZZI RULZ

There is no truth without dissent. Until you stop eliminating opposing views you cannot speak the truth.

Sassydot wrote:What's with people exp-filtering their threads? I'm not paying for more exp, isn't nearly 5 years enough?!