I just bought 6kg of marshmellows

God I love being a fatty.


Also the game.

If your first sentence hadn't been what it was, this post would have said 'This is why you're fat', but it was, so this isn't.

Also, fu.

If you can eat them by the 10th of may (best before date, right?) then I'll be impressed.

I nearly bought it too

flat_tack wrote:If you can eat them by the 10th of may (best before date, right?) then I'll be impressed.

I nearly bought it too

It's ON. Bets?

ChelseaT wrote:

flat_tack wrote:If you can eat them by the 10th of may (best before date, right?) then I'll be impressed.

I nearly bought it too

It's ON. Bets?

Nothing but your self respect. If you can't do it, you lose.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

from your photo i can see youre not fat
morbidly obese yes but fat no

flat_tack wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

flat_tack wrote:If you can eat them by the 10th of may (best before date, right?) then I'll be impressed.

I nearly bought it too

It's ON. Bets?

Nothing but your self respect. If you can't do it, you lose.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

They should arrive on Saturday, in which case I won't be able to pick them up until Sunday evening. That's the 2nd? I have to eat 1kg of mallows a day... Doable.

I'm just glad you won't be bringing them to Hamilton. I fucking hate marshmallows.

ChelseaT wrote:

flat_tack wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

flat_tack wrote:If you can eat them by the 10th of may (best before date, right?) then I'll be impressed.

I nearly bought it too

It's ON. Bets?

Nothing but your self respect. If you can't do it, you lose.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

They should arrive on Saturday, in which case I won't be able to pick them up until Sunday evening. That's the 2nd? I have to eat 1kg of mallows a day... Doable.

Extra credit:

A quick google tells me the world record is 16 marshmallows in your mouth at once. Try to beat this.

Also if you can eat 500g of them made into smoors (2 graham crackers sandwiched with a marshmallow and a square of caramello chocolate inside and zapped until melted in the microwave - you can use arnotts 'nice' biscuits) then you're superhuman.

____ wrote:I'm just glad you won't be bringing them to Hamilton. I fucking hate marshmallows.

One massive assumption right there.

I don't share food. Ever.

flat_tack wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

flat_tack wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

flat_tack wrote:If you can eat them by the 10th of may (best before date, right?) then I'll be impressed.

I nearly bought it too

It's ON. Bets?

Nothing but your self respect. If you can't do it, you lose.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

They should arrive on Saturday, in which case I won't be able to pick them up until Sunday evening. That's the 2nd? I have to eat 1kg of mallows a day... Doable.

Extra credit:

A quick google tells me the world record is 16 marshmallows in your mouth at once. Try to beat this.

Also if you can eat 500g of them made into smoors (2 graham crackers sandwiched with a marshmallow and a square of caramello chocolate inside and zapped until melted in the microwave - you can use arnotts 'nice' biscuits) then you're superhuman.

That's a lie. My friend could do 26 and still be able to say "fluffy bunny".

I dislike caramello chocolate.

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:I'm just glad you won't be bringing them to Hamilton. I fucking hate marshmallows.

One massive assumption right there.

I don't share food. Ever.

Irrelevent. I hate marshmallows, and don't want them near me.

____ wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:I'm just glad you won't be bringing them to Hamilton. I fucking hate marshmallows.

One massive assumption right there.

I don't share food. Ever.

Irrelevent. I hate marshmallows, and don't want them near me.

They'll arrive on Friday afternoon just to spite you.

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:I'm just glad you won't be bringing them to Hamilton. I fucking hate marshmallows.

One massive assumption right there.

I don't share food. Ever.

Irrelevent. I hate marshmallows, and don't want them near me.

They'll arrive on Friday afternoon just to spite you.

hmmm I dislike marshmellows though I do remeber them being melted on arnotts superwines which was pretty good...

are your really gona carry 6 kgs of marshmellows on a train?? that would be a note worthy experience

I bet 6kgs of marshmallows is like a giant 1m^3 box too

the distant one wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:I'm just glad you won't be bringing them to Hamilton. I fucking hate marshmallows.

One massive assumption right there.

I don't share food. Ever.

Irrelevent. I hate marshmallows, and don't want them near me.

They'll arrive on Friday afternoon just to spite you.

hmmm I dislike marshmellows though I do remeber them being melted on arnotts superwines which was pretty good...

are your really gona carry 6 kgs of marshmellows on a train?? that would be a note worthy experience

Time to brush the cobwebs off my old lady trolley. Or I could go all out hobo and use a pram?

ChelseaT wrote:

the distant one wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:

ChelseaT wrote:

____ wrote:I'm just glad you won't be bringing them to Hamilton. I fucking hate marshmallows.

One massive assumption right there.

I don't share food. Ever.

Irrelevent. I hate marshmallows, and don't want them near me.

They'll arrive on Friday afternoon just to spite you.

hmmm I dislike marshmellows though I do remeber them being melted on arnotts superwines which was pretty good...

are your really gona carry 6 kgs of marshmellows on a train?? that would be a note worthy experience

Time to brush the cobwebs off my old lady trolley. Or I could go all out hobo and use a pram?

well you would fit in with the other old lady tramps you will meet at the train station down the road...

They're here! They're here!

Although, I dropped one on the floor that I haven't vacuumed since the summer of '83 so I threw it out... I'm a failure