Sex noises.

Share your experience of other people having sex loudly, you walking in on other people and fantastic stuff like that.

Is having loud sex the best way to "evict" teenage children?

Discuss.

Does that mean my Mum has been trying to evict me since I was 11?

Waireka wrote:Does that mean my Mum has been trying to evict me since I was 11?

Afraid so Wai...

Probably before that!

I always used to think it was animals outside until one day I clicked and a little part of me died inside.

Ex flatmate was a cheerleader. She was the most po-faced bitchy girl I've ever met. Seriously thought she had a shit-stache or something.

I heard her trying to convince her boyfriend to try anal. He was not keen, and I'm thinking probably stoned at the time, and from what I heard, she actually tried to back up onto him numerous times. The guy was pretty angry about it too.

Weirdest dynamic ever.

frup wrote:Probably before that!

I always used to think it was animals outside until one day I clicked and a little part of me died inside.

NOOOOOOOOOO MY MUM WAS A VIRGIN UNTIL I WAS 11!!!

frup wrote:Probably before that!

I always used to think it was animals outside until one day I clicked and a little part of me died inside.

That little part died in me when I was a teen and heard the bed springs upstairs slowly creak, then creak faster and faster and faster then silence...

When I was about 12, staying at my aunties hotel in the house part, heard what sounded like a couple of people drunkenly making noise outside, so I looked out, and saw two drunk chicks in the spa of the unit next to my room having sex.

IT WAS AWESOME.

My brother's ex was loud like a porn star... gross.

I walked in on my mate Hamish fucking his girlfriend on the toilet, I stopped, said "nice" and then walked out (she was quite hot).

Hmmm, Erin and I once had fucking amazing drunk sex at her Grandparents' place... she was really loud.

I got coffee, bacon, eggs, steak, mushrooms, and liver for breakfast.

Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.

Psalter wrote:Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.

Love it!, You obviously made her proud.

frup wrote:

Psalter wrote:Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.

Love it!, You obviously made her proud.

Or jealous.

Psalter wrote:

frup wrote:

Psalter wrote:Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.

Love it!, You obviously made her proud.

Or jealous.

That's the word I was looking for!, brain still not fully operational from the side effects of 5o1's 21st last night.

i was so loud when i was having sex once
my victim actually woke up

meandmybum wrote: i was so loud when i was having sex once
my victim actually woke up

And imagine my surprise!

you werent that surprised it wasnt the first time

It was the first time I felt true love.

they all say that
at least the ones who recover do
i didnt realise you lived at meandmybums home for retired old sluts
which one are you
i love the incontinent ones
it saves wastin time on fourplay