If You Have Loud Sex...

That is loud enough for flatmates or neighbours to hear, make sure you do it often.

My friends neighbours (duplex) woke her up a month ago, they moved in 6 months ago and this is the first time she's heard it.

This suggest two possible things, both of which were discussed over last nights post-dinner table;

1. This is the one of the only times they've had sex in 6 months.
2. It wasn't her husband and actually was her lover who is obviously WAAAAAY better in bed.

Yes, we need lives, but my friend needs sound proofing.

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I like getting my loud fuck on... but we have a flatmate (who I occasionally hear cumming after a wank) and Erin doesn't like people knowing that she likes sex... so we are pretty sedate.

Halls of residence

I have a souvenir though... Little piece of paper that says "Nice fuck?" that got slid under the door. That neighbour was a big fat meany head though and would bang on the walls when my room was completely silent. Not sure what her problem was. I ended up playing porn on my computer with the speakers against the wall for the lolz.

Title text: Spherical or parabolic reflectors would of course lead to aberrant behavior.

ChelseaT wrote:Halls of residence

I have a souvenir though... Little piece of paper that says "Nice fuck?" that got slid under the door. That neighbour was a big fat meany head though and would bang on the walls when my room was completely silent. Not sure what her problem was. I ended up playing porn on my computer with the speakers against the wall for the lolz.

i lol'd

When its good... it's worth being loud

Kids complain when we get too loud

If the sex aint loud, then it aint worth having!!! The best sex I have ever had has always been the loudest, when there was absolutely no way you could keep it quiet.

Mate of mine is a major screamer/faker she had an all nighter with this guy, in a caravan in our driveway, and after three hours of ooohhh aaaarhhhs etc I suggested my man go out and flick her bean properly so we could all get some sleep.

She came in next morning and said he had a really small dick and that she kept faking in the hope he would come.....when he FINALLY did he apologised just before hand "that he was sorry that he was about to make her stink"!!!!!!

I mildly suggested that the next time she was with a piss proud chap and it was taking forever that mayhap she just stop fucking him and send him home.

woody67 wrote:Mate of mine is a major screamer/faker she had an all nighter with this guy, in a caravan in our driveway, and after three hours of ooohhh aaaarhhhs etc I suggested my man go out and flick her bean properly so we could all get some sleep.

loud sex, quiet sex - no difference to me

It's just sex - and I'm probably not getting it

I have recently found that drunk sex is really loud for both of us.