who's the daddy?

ME!!!! That's right, looks like our 2nd may be a girl (or rather, doesn't look like a boy).

I guess there will be more pink clothes in the house by Feb

Probably another son, just got his appendage size from your side of the family this time.

But seriously, spare me female offspring... at least with a son you only have to worry about one boy, with a daughter you have to worry about every boy in a 10k radius.

You know that cunt that's going to pick up your daughter in that really loud car... how he's going to be dressed, how he doesn't treat you the way you treated your wife's father? Yep, she's going to marry him.

I'm getting my sons loud cars.

Oh, congratulations.

Psalter wrote:Probably another son, just got his appendage size from your side of the family this time.

But seriously, spare me female offspring... at least with a son you only have to worry about one boy, with a daughter you have to worry about every boy in a 10k radius.

You know that cunt that's going to pick up your daughter in that really loud car... how he's going to be dressed, how he doesn't treat you the way you treated your wife's father? Yep, she's going to marry him.

I'm getting my sons loud cars.

Oh, congratulations.

wrong wrong and wrong

When kids are born, their genitals are HUGE. If I learn to post a photo here, I will post the photo of zach when he was first born. Even now, we joke about his tackl being born about a half hour before the rest of him!!

As for that cunt that dates her - and how he doesn't treat me like I treated my wife's father? Well...... my FIL is a cunt. My wife knows, on no uncertain terms, that she just has to ask, and I'll smash him. He is an abusive fuckface, with an amazing lack of any grasp on emotions. And his new girlfriend is fat and ugly!!

You're getting your sons loud cars? Are you threatening my daughter with your sons? That is just awful. My little girl......... with a hamiltonian?


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Thanks for the laughs...

I wish you much luck Donks, and especially Mrs Donks, boy are you going to need it when she hits puberty and Psalters son comes to take her out in his loud car...My OH was a complete and utter fuckwit when it came to his 'little princess'...He never saw the little teenage bitch I use to meet often, or the sadistic little bitch her brother knew well...He only saw 'little princess'...She is now 20, and nothing has changed in his eyes...she is still his perfect little princess...

Did I tell you I jumped for joy and threw my arms up in the air as she flew off to Australia a few months ago...?....Well I did, and daddy, well he shed a tear and it took him a few weeks to get over his baby leaving the country...Me...?...I got drunk and stoned that night and had a fabulous time...

Anjewel wrote:Thanks for the laughs...

I wish you much luck Donks, and especially Mrs Donks, boy are you going to need it when she hits puberty and Psalters son comes to take her out in his loud car...My OH was a complete and utter fuckwit when it came to his 'little princess'...He never saw the little teenage bitch I use to meet often, or the sadistic little bitch her brother knew well...He only saw 'little princess'...She is now 20, and nothing has changed in his eyes...she is still his perfect little princess...

Did I tell you I jumped for joy and threw my arms up in the air as she flew off to Australia a few months ago...?....Well I did, and daddy, well he shed a tear and it took him a few weeks to get over his baby leaving the country...Me...?...I got drunk and stoned that night and had a fabulous time...

cheers anj

as for the stoned and drunk, will get you over when mine sods off to aussie too!!!

Breeding... >shudders<

Donkeycheese wrote:As for that cunt that dates her - and how he doesn't treat me like I treated my wife's father? Well...... my FIL is a cunt. My wife knows, on no uncertain terms, that she just has to ask, and I'll smash him. He is an abusive fuckface, with an amazing lack of any grasp on emotions. And his new girlfriend is fat and ugly!!

Sounds like someone I know...

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Congrats to Mrs and Mr Donkeycheese, and yeah investing in a rifle is not such a bad idea especially when you have some dodgy Hamilton acquaintances.

Congrats! Best wishes for you and your family, hope everything goes well.

Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

I so agree...

Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

I disagree. You are not worthy of driving the communal van.

Ewwww....hope you washed your hands before you posted that, Brokeback.


Congrats DC, little girls are soooo much fun

Brokeback wrote:

Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

I disagree. You are not worthy of driving the communal van.

The first non-smilecity post. Well done sir.

But think, Hayden Panitiere... or whatever her name is... fucken hot.

Psalter wrote:
But think, Hayden Panitiere... or whatever her name is... fucken hot.

Have to get by Denzel first...

Psalter wrote:

Brokeback wrote:

Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

I disagree. You are not worthy of driving the communal van.

The first non-smilecity post. Well done sir.

But think, Hayden Panitiere... or whatever her name is... fucken hot.

True that but its not the name that makes her hot. For some reason every time I think of the name Hayden I think of cricket. Hmmph figure that out.

True that but its not the name that makes her hot. For some reason every time I think of the name Hayden I think of cricket. Hmmph figure that out.

Hmmmph

Brokeback wrote:

True that but its not the name that makes her hot. For some reason every time I think of the name Hayden I think of cricket. Hmmph figure that out.

I'm with you on that - of if only I was half the batsman he was - I would have been NZ's best player!