master501 - I am sorry

I have some bad news. I am married (that's not the bad news), have a child (still not the bad news) and don't have any interest in upsetting you, but.....

Your girlfriend is a fucking whore. Seriously, that ho-bag has been contacting me again. She said something about "warning" and "on Smilecity we have to be nice to each other" or something or other.

She even signed it Sophie!!

and I think it had some "xxxoooxxx" at the end.

Sorry to break your heart, but better you hear it from us, rather than the lies she will put you through

Me too! So she's bi and into older women as well.

Dirty little sluT!

Forget her Master, she's way too fickle.

I don't think she likes me anymore.

She hasn't sent me so much as a "kiss my ass" memo in a few years.


Bitch!

she sent me a letter too.......telling me she may want me to visit her at banned camp for 3 months.she was so nice about it.....i do believe she is bi-sexual

:'(

No wonder why we haven't talked to each other since January

I was beginning to wonder whether my love was unrequited. Bitch's been fucking wit otha guys?

FUCK!


...I suddenly want to read & watch Twilight, cry my emo tears and try to cut her out of my life. Starting with the wrists.

master5o1 wrote::'(

No wonder why we haven't talked to each other since January

I was beginning to wonder whether my love was unrequited. Bitch's been fucking wit otha guys?

FUCK!


...I suddenly want to read & watch Twilight, cry my emo tears and try to cut her out of my life. Starting with the wrists.

i know those emo thoughts drive you to a certain place, and there is nothing we can do to draw you away from it, but....

if you really need to cut, my lawns are fucking overgrown. Mt Eden, this saturday - I have the lawn mower!! Cool?

My lawns are terrible, I am embarrassed by them... but don't care enough to actually cut them.

My lawns are perfect (I pay someone to do them)... My gardens on the other hand, are shit.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT EMMENTAL CHEESE AND WOODPECKERs

No it's not