I am here!!

Now make me laugh mofos

I need humour in my life

and cucumbers!

YDEKM wrote:Everytime we go shopping TDO sighs and speaks of the "dildo's of the vegetable world"

Perhaps you and he can discuss cucumbers together.

not just cucumbers either

what with all the carrots, courgettes, taro and marrows

christ Marrows!!! that"s a bit sadistic....now a nice curved banana

woody67 wrote:christ Marrows!!! that"s a bit sadistic....now a nice curved banana

Said the undying hard-on.

....the downside of permanent erections

ha ha ha cheeky wench.....for those of you who dont know....I am female and waireka has this crazy crush on me

woody67 wrote:ha ha ha cheeky wench.....for those of you who dont know....I am female and waireka has this crazy crush on me

my post was aimed at donkey actually, all men starting from my OH

sorry canterella my post was aimed at Waireka

YDEKM wrote:Everytime we go shopping TDO sighs and speaks of the "dildo's of the vegetable world"

Perhaps you and he can discuss cucumbers together.

That says a little more about you than it does about him I think.

The sigh is about how inadequate he feels because you are always running off to the bedroom with his tasty salad ingredients... the dildo of the vegetable world.

Duh.

You want lulz? I'll give you lulz.