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    The losers that I work with.

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    Psalter
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    The losers that I work with.

    Post  Psalter on Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:40 am

    My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.

    Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

    Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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    Re: The losers that I work with.

    Post  flat_tack on Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:00 am

    Twisted Evil





    Tragic. They'd get away with it too if it wasn't for a bunch of pesky kids with their mutt.

    Pooke
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    Re: The losers that I work with.

    Post  Pooke on Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:14 am

    Sounds like you need a scooby snack Laughing
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    Anjewel
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    Re: The losers that I work with.

    Post  Anjewel on Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:19 pm

    It actually sounds like a fun job, and why don't you mention to the wannabe super model that you think she has put weight on... Twisted Evil
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    Psalter
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    Re: The losers that I work with.

    Post  Psalter on Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:58 pm

    Anjewel wrote:It actually sounds like a fun job, and why don't you mention to the wannabe super model that you think she has put weight on... Twisted Evil

    Did you get it? Are you trolling?
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    Re: The losers that I work with.

    Post  Jesus Christ on Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:09 pm

    Psalter wrote:
    Anjewel wrote:It actually sounds like a fun job, and why don't you mention to the wannabe super model that you think she has put weight on... Twisted Evil

    Did you get it? Are you trolling?

    Skim-read, I wager.
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    Re: The losers that I work with.

    Post  Anjewel on Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:02 pm

    Not skim read, more can't be bothered...

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