Most embarrassing ways to die

Please think of those left behind. Don't embarrass them with your stupid death.

• Getting crushed by poorly-mounted plasma TV over your bed
  Re-enacting a stunt from “Jackass”
  Bleeding out following an adult circumcision
  Drowning during your Born-Again baptism
  Severing your penis trying to open a can of tuna.
  Brain hemorrhage while trying to force out a huge turd.
  Looking down the barrel of a gun to see if it’s loaded…
  Slipping on a banana peel.
  Dying of swine flu.
  Dying of obesity or anorexia.
  Getting your picture taken with a tiger/lion/whatever and having your head bitten off
  Being killed by your kids.
  Getting eaten by a shark.
  Being crushed in your multimillion dollar house in a mudslide.
  Choking on a pretzel.
  Dying like Michael Hutchence (sexual asphyxia)
  

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While I agree with your reasoning Diaz, what I meant was that just the notion of telling someone who asks " What did she die of" - "Of swine flu" - doesn't sound tragic, does it (even when it is)?

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Having the misfortune to have bothered to go to A&E at Wellington hospital displaying symptoms of Meningitis, being sent home with a box of panadol and not waking up the next morning thanks to the brilliance of incorrectly practiced differential diagnosis.

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Would you suggest that someone with flu like symptoms and severe neck pain (having not suffered any sort of injury) should have been subject to further testing, or at least observation?