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    Sex noises.

    Post  frup on Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:31 pm

    Share your experience of other people having sex loudly, you walking in on other people and fantastic stuff like that.

    Is having loud sex the best way to "evict" teenage children?

    Discuss.

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    Re: Sex noises.

    Post  Guest on Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:35 pm

    No, loud sex is not the best way to evict teenaged children.

    I know, hubby and I tried it. Did not work. Mad
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    Post  Waireka on Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:38 pm

    Does that mean my Mum has been trying to evict me since I was 11?
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    Post  Anjewel on Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:56 pm

    Waireka wrote:Does that mean my Mum has been trying to evict me since I was 11?

    Afraid so Wai...
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    Re: Sex noises.

    Post  frup on Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:05 pm

    Probably before that! Very Happy

    I always used to think it was animals outside until one day I clicked and a little part of me died inside.
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    Post  ChelseaT on Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:06 pm

    Ex flatmate was a cheerleader. She was the most po-faced bitchy girl I've ever met. Seriously thought she had a shit-stache or something.

    I heard her trying to convince her boyfriend to try anal. He was not keen, and I'm thinking probably stoned at the time, and from what I heard, she actually tried to back up onto him numerous times. The guy was pretty angry about it too.

    Weirdest dynamic ever.
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    Post  Waireka on Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:23 pm

    frup wrote:Probably before that! Very Happy

    I always used to think it was animals outside until one day I clicked and a little part of me died inside.


    NOOOOOOOOOO MY MUM WAS A VIRGIN UNTIL I WAS 11!!!

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    Post  Guest on Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:36 pm

    ChelseaT wrote:Ex flatmate was a cheerleader. She was the most po-faced bitchy girl I've ever met. Seriously thought she had a shit-stache or something.

    I heard her trying to convince her boyfriend to try anal. He was not keen, and I'm thinking probably stoned at the time, and from what I heard, she actually tried to back up onto him numerous times. The guy was pretty angry about it too.

    Weirdest dynamic ever.

    Yeah, weird. Any guy who suggested that to me was very quickly out the door.
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    Post  Anjewel on Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:50 pm

    frup wrote:Probably before that! Very Happy

    I always used to think it was animals outside until one day I clicked and a little part of me died inside.

    That little part died in me when I was a teen and heard the bed springs upstairs slowly creak, then creak faster and faster and faster then silence... Sad
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    Post  ____ on Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:52 pm

    When I was about 12, staying at my aunties hotel in the house part, heard what sounded like a couple of people drunkenly making noise outside, so I looked out, and saw two drunk chicks in the spa of the unit next to my room having sex.

    IT WAS AWESOME.
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    Post  Psalter on Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:15 pm

    My brother's ex was loud like a porn star... gross.

    I walked in on my mate Hamish fucking his girlfriend on the toilet, I stopped, said "nice" and then walked out (she was quite hot).

    Hmmm, Erin and I once had fucking amazing drunk sex at her Grandparents' place... she was really loud.

    I got coffee, bacon, eggs, steak, mushrooms, and liver for breakfast.

    Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.
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    Post  frup on Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:19 pm

    Psalter wrote:Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.

    Love it!, You obviously made her proud.
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    Post  Psalter on Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:19 pm

    frup wrote:
    Psalter wrote:Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.

    Love it!, You obviously made her proud.

    Or jealous. Embarassed
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    Re: Sex noises.

    Post  frup on Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:27 pm

    Psalter wrote:
    frup wrote:
    Psalter wrote:Her Grandmother said she thought I could use an energy top-up.

    Love it!, You obviously made her proud.

    Or jealous. Embarassed

    That's the word I was looking for!, brain still not fully operational from the side effects of 5o1's 21st last night.
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    Post  meandmybum on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:45 pm

    Surprised i was so loud when i was having sex once Twisted Evil
    my victim actually woke up affraid
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    Post  Psalter on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:46 pm

    meandmybum wrote:Surprised i was so loud when i was having sex once Twisted Evil
    my victim actually woke up affraid

    And imagine my surprise!
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    Post  meandmybum on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:50 pm

    you werent that surprised it wasnt the first time Evil or Very Mad
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    Post  Psalter on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:54 pm

    It was the first time I felt true love.
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    Post  meandmybum on Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:56 pm

    they all say that
    at least the ones who recover do
    i didnt realise you lived at meandmybums home for retired old sluts
    which one are you
    i love the incontinent ones
    it saves wastin time on fourplay

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