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Anyone else like wasting some time there? Some funny shit and fucked up shit too. Always good for a laugh or WTF moment.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/
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master5o1
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Allan
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Encyclopedia Dramatica
____- Nymph
I use it instead of wikipedia for when I have essays to do at Uni.
master5o1- Cyclopes
____ wrote:I use it instead of wikipedia for when I have essays to do at Uni.
Well, they recommend not to use Wikipedia, they don't recommend not to use Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I also use Uncyclopedia.
Waireka- River-God
____ wrote:I use it instead of wikipedia for when I have essays to do at Uni.
frup- Nymph
There are some teachers who would give A+'s for that.
Allan- Nymph
Just spent an hour following something from ED which took me to ModBlog http://news.bmezine.com/category/modblog/
look through that shit for a bit! castration, nipple removal, self circumcision and cool tattoos.
look through that shit for a bit! castration, nipple removal, self circumcision and cool tattoos.
Spooky_Child- Mortal
FACT - Maoris are not people.
Over 80 percent of New Zealanders are heavy drinkers and alcoholics, also with a wide range of drug addicts and wife bashers. Many of these people like to get drunk off cheap New Zealand beer that has more added sugars and chemicals in it than in a porn star's cleavage. Due to New Zealand brewers not actually knowing how to make proper beer. Many people like to drink this type of beer cos its cheap (A lot of New Zealanders are poor due to spending so much money on drugs and booze and not having the qualifications to get a decent job) and think its "kewl" to drink New Zealand beer. Many New Zealands have short life spans due to the many chemicals in their beer. Most people in New Zealand are very dumb due to the poor education system and killing off their brain cells from their cheap beer and drugs. The women in New Zealand are the most intelligent, beautiful & exotic women you could ever find, unlike the American trash that wear a shit loads of make up to cover up her flaws and ugliness. One fine example of a female Maori is a "Zoe's". Maori, to all the dumbass out there quite rarely speak MAORI, and now days you can commonly hear them speak a mix of swear words and broken English.
New Zealand has a long history as a tourist attraction. Stone cairns attest to it being visited at least 100 years ago by the Vikings, and ruins indicate that Polynesians made at least one trip to take in the sun before finally settling it sometime during the 1500s. Some historians believe that it may have even been visited BCE by Minoans.
Today New Zealand carries on the chthonic tradition of tourism by mandating that every town have a ridiculous gimmick in order to trap foreign money in a cycle of must-see-sites. The most celebrated of tourist traps being Paeroa, who forged an entire identity on soda, then built a monolithic tribute to their own creation.
Most tourists to New Zealand are arseholes from Japan and Australia who after realizing they spent so much money on coming to a shit hole that become they an hero. They are then eaten by fat shit Maoris.
New Zealand’s national emblem is a three foot high flightless bird, this is the most exciting animal that lives in the whole country (apart from sheep which are very exciting). New Zealanders refer to themselves as kiwis. Kiwis are delicious when you club them to death to tenderize them and deep fry them. In fact many Australians enjoy Kiwi clubbing - this angers the New Zealanders but there is nothing they can do about because they are sheep fuckers.
The cruel god of Paeroa demands blood from a tourist every two months, and the bottle appears to grow in size each year.
New Zealand is also home to many Indians and Asians (or azns) who flee to New Zealand as refugees from their cruel communist homelands seeking a better lifestyle and to steal more of the economy's income becoming doctors (Indians) or accountants (azns). It is believed by the year 2020 120% of New Zealand will be azn and 4/5th's of stores will sell noodles.
Over 80 percent of New Zealanders are heavy drinkers and alcoholics, also with a wide range of drug addicts and wife bashers. Many of these people like to get drunk off cheap New Zealand beer that has more added sugars and chemicals in it than in a porn star's cleavage. Due to New Zealand brewers not actually knowing how to make proper beer. Many people like to drink this type of beer cos its cheap (A lot of New Zealanders are poor due to spending so much money on drugs and booze and not having the qualifications to get a decent job) and think its "kewl" to drink New Zealand beer. Many New Zealands have short life spans due to the many chemicals in their beer. Most people in New Zealand are very dumb due to the poor education system and killing off their brain cells from their cheap beer and drugs. The women in New Zealand are the most intelligent, beautiful & exotic women you could ever find, unlike the American trash that wear a shit loads of make up to cover up her flaws and ugliness. One fine example of a female Maori is a "Zoe's". Maori, to all the dumbass out there quite rarely speak MAORI, and now days you can commonly hear them speak a mix of swear words and broken English.
New Zealand has a long history as a tourist attraction. Stone cairns attest to it being visited at least 100 years ago by the Vikings, and ruins indicate that Polynesians made at least one trip to take in the sun before finally settling it sometime during the 1500s. Some historians believe that it may have even been visited BCE by Minoans.
Today New Zealand carries on the chthonic tradition of tourism by mandating that every town have a ridiculous gimmick in order to trap foreign money in a cycle of must-see-sites. The most celebrated of tourist traps being Paeroa, who forged an entire identity on soda, then built a monolithic tribute to their own creation.
Most tourists to New Zealand are arseholes from Japan and Australia who after realizing they spent so much money on coming to a shit hole that become they an hero. They are then eaten by fat shit Maoris.
New Zealand’s national emblem is a three foot high flightless bird, this is the most exciting animal that lives in the whole country (apart from sheep which are very exciting). New Zealanders refer to themselves as kiwis. Kiwis are delicious when you club them to death to tenderize them and deep fry them. In fact many Australians enjoy Kiwi clubbing - this angers the New Zealanders but there is nothing they can do about because they are sheep fuckers.
The cruel god of Paeroa demands blood from a tourist every two months, and the bottle appears to grow in size each year.
New Zealand is also home to many Indians and Asians (or azns) who flee to New Zealand as refugees from their cruel communist homelands seeking a better lifestyle and to steal more of the economy's income becoming doctors (Indians) or accountants (azns). It is believed by the year 2020 120% of New Zealand will be azn and 4/5th's of stores will sell noodles.
Anjewel- Nymph
The Aussie one is funny too..