Your face has the face of a thousand pinecones.

Answer the fucking poll and you win over9000 scissors to the toenails.

Actual quantity of scissors may be less.

bullseye wrote:Ok, I answered - where's my scissors?

Actually quantity may be less. Like zero.

bullseye wrote:Never mind - you probably didn't have any left hander's anyway.

I do have some lefty scissors...but they're blunt.

I really need to get another pair

bullseye wrote:They do say that left handed people are more intelligent.
Doesn't explain me though.

Perhaps it was some bad correlation:

Left handed people are ~10% of the population.
Intelligent people are ~10% of the population.
Correlation: Left handed people are intelligent.

Someone needs to die if this is what happened. Oh well, at least I can claim intelligence for being a lefty