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    Donkeycheese
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    who's the daddy?

    Post  Donkeycheese on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:25 pm

    ME!!!! That's right, looks like our 2nd may be a girl (or rather, doesn't look like a boy).

    I guess there will be more pink clothes in the house by Feb
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    Post  Psalter on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:38 pm

    Probably another son, just got his appendage size from your side of the family this time.

    But seriously, spare me female offspring... at least with a son you only have to worry about one boy, with a daughter you have to worry about every boy in a 10k radius.

    You know that cunt that's going to pick up your daughter in that really loud car... how he's going to be dressed, how he doesn't treat you the way you treated your wife's father? Yep, she's going to marry him.

    I'm getting my sons loud cars.

    Oh, congratulations.
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    Post  Donkeycheese on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:44 pm

    Psalter wrote:Probably another son, just got his appendage size from your side of the family this time.

    But seriously, spare me female offspring... at least with a son you only have to worry about one boy, with a daughter you have to worry about every boy in a 10k radius.

    You know that cunt that's going to pick up your daughter in that really loud car... how he's going to be dressed, how he doesn't treat you the way you treated your wife's father? Yep, she's going to marry him.

    I'm getting my sons loud cars.

    Oh, congratulations.

    wrong wrong and wrong

    When kids are born, their genitals are HUGE. If I learn to post a photo here, I will post the photo of zach when he was first born. Even now, we joke about his tackl being born about a half hour before the rest of him!!

    As for that cunt that dates her - and how he doesn't treat me like I treated my wife's father? Well...... my FIL is a cunt. My wife knows, on no uncertain terms, that she just has to ask, and I'll smash him. He is an abusive fuckface, with an amazing lack of any grasp on emotions. And his new girlfriend is fat and ugly!!

    You're getting your sons loud cars? Are you threatening my daughter with your sons? That is just awful. My little girl......... with a hamiltonian?


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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    Post  Anjewel on Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:16 pm

    Thanks for the laughs...

    I wish you much luck Donks, and especially Mrs Donks, boy are you going to need it when she hits puberty and Psalters son comes to take her out in his loud car...My OH was a complete and utter fuckwit when it came to his 'little princess'...He never saw the little teenage bitch I use to meet often, or the sadistic little bitch her brother knew well...He only saw 'little princess'...She is now 20, and nothing has changed in his eyes...she is still his perfect little princess...

    Did I tell you I jumped for joy and threw my arms up in the air as she flew off to Australia a few months ago...?....Well I did, and daddy, well he shed a tear and it took him a few weeks to get over his baby leaving the country...Me...?...I got drunk and stoned that night and had a fabulous time... Laughing
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    Post  Donkeycheese on Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:18 pm

    Anjewel wrote:Thanks for the laughs...

    I wish you much luck Donks, and especially Mrs Donks, boy are you going to need it when she hits puberty and Psalters son comes to take her out in his loud car...My OH was a complete and utter fuckwit when it came to his 'little princess'...He never saw the little teenage bitch I use to meet often, or the sadistic little bitch her brother knew well...He only saw 'little princess'...She is now 20, and nothing has changed in his eyes...she is still his perfect little princess...

    Did I tell you I jumped for joy and threw my arms up in the air as she flew off to Australia a few months ago...?....Well I did, and daddy, well he shed a tear and it took him a few weeks to get over his baby leaving the country...Me...?...I got drunk and stoned that night and had a fabulous time... Laughing

    cheers anj

    as for the stoned and drunk, will get you over when mine sods off to aussie too!!!
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    Post  Summoner on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:37 pm

    Breeding... >shudders<
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    Post  master5o1 on Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:14 pm

    Donkeycheese wrote:As for that cunt that dates her - and how he doesn't treat me like I treated my wife's father? Well...... my FIL is a cunt. My wife knows, on no uncertain terms, that she just has to ask, and I'll smash him. He is an abusive fuckface, with an amazing lack of any grasp on emotions. And his new girlfriend is fat and ugly!!


    Sounds like someone I know...

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    Post  Diaz on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:14 am

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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  canterella on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:51 am

    Congrats to Mrs and Mr Donkeycheese, and yeah investing in a rifle is not such a bad idea especially when you have some dodgy Hamilton acquaintances.
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Linno on Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:41 am

    Congrats! Best wishes for you and your family, hope everything goes well.
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Psalter on Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:07 pm

    Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Anjewel on Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:51 pm

    Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

    I so agree...
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Brokeback on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:53 pm

    Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

    I disagree. You are not worthy of driving the communal van.
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  izzi on Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:13 pm

    Ewwww....hope you washed your hands before you posted that, Brokeback.


    Congrats DC, little girls are soooo much fun Smile
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Psalter on Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:49 pm

    Brokeback wrote:
    Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

    I disagree. You are not worthy of driving the communal van.

    The first non-smilecity post. Well done sir.

    But think, Hayden Panitiere... or whatever her name is... fucken hot.
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Waireka on Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:01 am

    Psalter wrote:
    But think, Hayden Panitiere... or whatever her name is... fucken hot.



    Have to get by Denzel first...


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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Brokeback on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:33 am

    Psalter wrote:
    Brokeback wrote:
    Psalter wrote:Hayden is a great name for a chick btw.

    I disagree. You are not worthy of driving the communal van.

    The first non-smilecity post. Well done sir.

    But think, Hayden Panitiere... or whatever her name is... fucken hot.

    True that but its not the name that makes her hot. For some reason every time I think of the name Hayden I think of cricket. Hmmph figure that out.
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Psalter on Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:56 pm

    True that but its not the name that makes her hot. For some reason every time I think of the name Hayden I think of cricket. Hmmph figure that out.

    Hmmmph
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    Re: who's the daddy?

    Post  Donkeycheese on Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:41 pm

    Brokeback wrote:

    True that but its not the name that makes her hot. For some reason every time I think of the name Hayden I think of cricket. Hmmph figure that out.

    I'm with you on that - of if only I was half the batsman he was - I would have been NZ's best player!

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