1) Freddie Mercury
Never admitting vulnerability
Never being vulnerable
High ranking profession
Never crying
A love of sports such as rugby or fighting or fishing
Being able to attract large numbers of young, good-looking women
Bravery
Courage
Ability to earn lots of money
Having a large penis
Having a penis (ie, being without Mrs Bobbit, accident or birth abnormality)
Having a ‘Y’ chromosome
Virility
Being a very skilled driver
The absence of fat behind the nipple area
Having large, defined muscles
Willingness to put self aside for the benefit of others
An ability to fix broken stuff
High libido
Preference for action movies
Preference for violent video games
Honesty
2) Richard Simmons
3) The Rock / Dwayne Johnson
Never admitting vulnerability
Never being vulnerable
High ranking profession
Never crying
A love of sports such as rugby or fighting or fishing
Being able to attract large numbers of young, good-looking women
Bravery
Courage
Ability to earn lots of money
Having a large penis
Having a penis (ie, being without Mrs Bobbit, accident or birth abnormality)
Having a ‘Y’ chromosome
Virility
Being a very skilled driver
The absence of fat behind the nipple area
Having large, defined muscles
Willingness to put self aside for the benefit of others
An ability to fix broken stuff
High libido
Preference for action movies
Preference for violent video games
Honesty
4) Me (old photo is old)
Never admitting vulnerability
Never being vulnerable
High ranking profession
A love of sports such as rugby or fighting or fishing
Having a penis (ie, being without Mrs Bobbit, accident or birth abnormality)
Having a ‘Y’ chromosome
Willingness to put self aside for the benefit of others
High libido
Preference for action movies
Preference for violent video games
Honesty